Saturday, September 1, 2012

Cruising through Europe, Baiiiiiiiii for a week!

Greetings from Barcelona, EspaƱa, beautiful people!

Mom and I are leaving tomorrow afternoon for our week-long Western Mediterranean cruise and we couldn't be more excited. For those of you who don't already know the deets of this trip, I won it!

Ummm.....hell yes.
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You heard me, dreams really do come true. Unfortunately for you, that means you'll be without me and unbelievable fresh savings for about 5 days, but I promise to make it up to you. Plus, I bet there's a post or two you missed and have been meaning to catch up on. Here's a few suggestions:
and just for some extra vacay kicks and gigs, this post promises to keep you chuckling in your love seat and ultra-inspired to never look at a razor again...beauty is pain, ya'll!
OK cuties, gotta run down Las Ramblas because my afternoon siesta is calling. I promise to drink an extra glass of sangria tonight for each and everyone one of you. Besos!

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Chocolate Lovers Unite!

As we transition from August to September, I come to you with groundbreaking information; Godiva has a chocolate rewards club! Who knew?? Because the rewards start rolling in the month after you join, signing up today gives you the opportunity to start earning rewards as early as tomorrow! (Sneaky, sneaky)...

Photo Credit: Godiva.com
As a member, you are entitled to one free chocolate every month! And as a female, I can personally say that there are times EVERY MONTH when, if I don't get my chocolate fix, somebody's gonna get punched. Am I right, ladies, or am I right???

Chocolate gift baskets are also a great way to say, "I love you" to that special someone or to send well wishes to a coworker..."I know nothing about you except that you're a little overweight and hoard chocolate at your desk everyday. Enjoy!"... Hey, you can use your annual free shipping reward for that and, wait for it....spend $20 or more in any single transaction and you better believe there's an extra gift in store for you...(literally, it will be in-store waiting for you after the 1st of the following month).

Membership is 100% free and sign up takes a grand total of 25 seconds...so whatcha waiting for?? One delectable piece of chocolate is not going to ruin your stunning figure...plus, you'll burn the cals right off walking back to your car (atleast that's what I tell myself after making high-caloric mistakes). SIGN UP FOR CHOCOLATE REWARDS HERE!

Never pay for movie tickets again. Ever.

Last night I had the extreme pleasure (pun intended) of catching a sneak peek of the movie, "For a Good Time, Call". As always, the stupid, sexual humor was totally my scene. And since I tend to measure the success of a movie by how violent my belly laughter becomes, my sore abs are telling me that this one was a real gem. Funny? Yes. Intellectual? No. Free? Yes.

Seeing as though the movie isn't actually released until tomorrow, I felt like a real-life celeb with access to the advance screening. I even wore a cocktail dress and sported an updo with curls for my red carpet debut but sadly, the Cinemark Paradise knows no such thing. I mean, WHERE were the paparazzi???

Truth is, these advance screenings are literally open to everyone. Here's the trick: when there's a movie coming out that you've been dying to see, check advancescreenings.com/ for the insider scoop on where your movie will be screened and when. You can either type in your zip code or the movie's name for available screenings, and then you'll get the info on how to snag the tickets. Often times, Film Metro or Fandango will hook you up with an instantly printable pair of passes. For Free! It just doesn't get much easier than that, folks.

Tip: Get to the theater about 30 minutes early. A line of over-stimulated teenagers will, most likely, already be there waiting and though we usually love to be fashionably late, it's never cool to be fashionably denied access to the theater.

For less popular movies and/or weekdays, finding a seat shouldn't be a problem, though arriving a little early is always your best bet. So indulge a little at the concessions counter and drop the guilt over a $5 small popcorn + buncha crunch...because it all evens out when your movie is free.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Express Sale: a gift from the heavens

Are we seeing stars or is this real life? The sale at Express is literally out of this world.

If we're being honest here, I'm usually put off by how unjustifiably expensive the store-brand clothes at Express are and boycott until Holiday sales happen...but listen up, ya'll: Christmas came early this year.

Photo Credit: Express.com
From now until Monday (9/3), Express has put the ENTIRE store/website on sale. When you buy any item, a second item of equal or lesser value will be 50% off.

And if you're not already en route to the mall driving like it's your last lap of the the Indy 500, you can take an additional $25 off $50 or $50 off $125 if you've really gone all out.

And don't you dare feel guilty about the latter...there comes a point in every woman's life where a deep, genuine connection with a certain item is formed and then the bond is simply too strong to abandon at the register....we understand.

Tip: If you suspect your total might come out to $250 or more, try to organize your maxis into $125 piles and then checkout twice. It's certainly worth the hassle for the extra $50 off.

Tip #2: Always try to find like-priced items...the deal is not as good if you buy an $80 dress and then get your $15 scarf half price...ummm that's just embarrassing. It's the Express-lympics, so go for the gold, baby!

Example: If you find two great things for $39 a piece, your grand total will be $30 after discounts. Make that your goal. To get your discount online, enter  promo code "1792" at checkout. If you're more of an "in-store" kind of gal, CLICK HERE TO PRINT THE COUPON.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Laser Hair Removal, invest in a hairless future!

If you LOVE to shave, raise your hand.............

Right.

Maybe it was fun when your legs slightly resembled a gorilla's at age 12 and everyone else was doing it, but 10 years later I couldn't be more over it. Actually, I was over it by age 12.5 but whateva. What the Gillette Venus Goddess's failed to mention while prancing around on TV with perfect, silky legs is that razor burn happens. Painful cuts happen. Thick, sharp hair happens.

And we don't need to let it happen to us ever again.

Photo Credit: Groupon.com
The solution? Laser Hair Removal. OK, so the initial investment for Laser Hair Removal might seem a little hefty but let me be the first to tell you that it is both an absolute necessity AND a money-saver. With crazy-cheap deals all over Groupon and Livingsocial, you can get entire 6-treatment packages for $100 or less.  That's like getting one step closer to heaven for only $17 a session, saving you thousands in the long run. Let's do the math:

A normal girl probably shaves 2-3 times a week (if we don't count the overachievers who shave daily and we're not friends with them anyway). That's 2 razors a week, 8 razors a month, 96 razors a year. Assuming razors are like $2 a piece, the laser will have already paid for itself after 6 months. And then the hundreds you save each year can be used for importing all-natural shea butter straight from Africa!

Tip: ALWAYS research the facility that is offering the deal BEFORE you buy. Some places might have horrible reviews and you deserve to be treated like a hairless princess.

Tip #2: Know your own pain threshold. If you usually cry over a skin pinch on St. Patty's day, this is probably not for you.

So, as the wise Taylor Swift once sang, "me and my body hair are never ever EVER...getting back together". Happy deal hunting!

Back to School? Back to Cool. Coupons Galore!

Whether you're a stylish Sophomore in college or the most fab teacher at school, get ready for class using these amazing coupons from BeFrugal.com. Plus, if you shop online you can also earn cash back for free. Wait, what? Cash back for free? Yessssirr, this is not a false alarm. 

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  • Enjoy this Kohl’s coupon for 15% off your $100+ order. Expires: 9/5. Earn 4% Cash Back today.
  • With this ShoeDazzle coupon, get 25% off any one item. Expires: 9/1. Earn 5% Cash Back today.
  • Save with this Lord & Taylor coupon for 20% off regular price and sale items. Expires: 9/4. Earn 5% Cash Back today.
  • Step into style with this Shoebuy coupon! Get free shipping & $5 off any order. Expires: 9/3. Earn 17% Cash Back today.



**Cash back rates can change from day to day. These rates were valid 8/28. Join now for free and earn cash back when you shop!

Monday, August 27, 2012

Splurge of the week 8/27

Remember when you were a little kid and it was super exciting to see snow for the first time? We've all been there, thought it was freaking awesome, and I'm sure every single one of us tried to sneak some home for our friends. If that worked for you, let me know.

But have you ever heard someone ask a little kid in that unmistakable high-pitched whisper, "is it your first time seeing rain?!" No, of course you haven't. Because, unless you love having perpetual nipple-itis and a frizzy mop on your head, rain generally sucks.

Luckily, Target's adorable and extensive selection of rainboots will help you make the most of this year's rainy season. For only $29 a pair (or less), you can treat yourself to an entire collection of new boots. They're also running a promo for buy one, get one 50% off!
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Navy Daisy Rainboots, Photo Credit: Target.com
Adalyn Leopard Rainboots, Photo Credit: Target.com

Colorful abstract rainboots
Look, even fugly ones for your crazy Aunt!
Photo Credit: Target.com
I've had my Target rainboots for like 5 years now and they all still look totally new. Plus, rainboots add a splash of personality to any rainy day ensemble and your freshly-manicured toes are far too precious to get all wet and pruny in regular shoes. Wet paws are reserved exclusively for dogs.

The point is, Target rainboots are a totally affordable splurge and an absolute wardrobe necessity. Just please promise me you won't get the short boots...they scream "I have secret cankles".

(Your discount will be automatically applied at checkout)!